Meg White Sex Tape

As much as we’d like to believe that we spent the last two minutes and thirty-one seconds of our lives (OK, five minutes and two seconds—we had to watch it twice for purely professional reasons) viewing an actual Meg White sex tape—whose unexpected appearance has already fueled overheated internets speculation that it was the cause of the “acute anxiety” that led to the recent cancellation of the White Stripes tour—we’ll defer to the opinions of our better-qualified brethren at Fleshbot and Idolator about the clip’s highly questionable veracity.

Idolator’s panel of experts seem especially unconvinced that it’s real, noting the shabbiness of its cinematography and its suspicious “dorm room”-like set. Still, we suppose that you’re going to want to make up your own minds about the issue, even if we remind you that no matter how hard you squint to convince yourself you’ve positively ID’d the video’s star as your favorite drummer of limited rhythmic talents, you’re probably just watching a couple of horny German libertines getting it on in front of a cheap camcorder.

Meg White, the drummer and backup singer of The White Stripes, has now added a steaming sex tape to her repertoire.
Meg, who is very shy and denies the tapes authenticity carries a striking resemblance to the girl in the tape, we have examined it and believe that it is the genuine goods. Enjoy this video here:

The alleged Meg White Sex Tape has caused quite a stir. Meg White of The White Stripes, a band known for their raw low-fidelity sound, appears to have a sex tape blazing up bandwidth on the internet, according to PopCrunch.

In the stills below, it sure does look like Meg but one cannot be 100% certain. And given the climate of fakes these days, one has to question the authenticity first. The guy in the sex tape does look a lot like early photos of Jack back in 1998.

On Sept 11, 2007 The White Stripes canceled their forthcoming engagements because Meg White was suffering from “acute anxiety.”

We can’t help but wonder if the anxiety is due to this sex tape that has splashed onto the web. But we have no way of knowing for sure.

Is it her? You be the judge.

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